Simone
"Traumatizing the world, one dating story at a time"
Born on the West Coast and now living in Toronto – Simone is no longer in her twenties but she still has a lot to say. She has a BA in Anthropology – a degree that as it turns out, has very little use in the real world. A certified weirdo magnet, some people may argue that she has applied her anthropological research skills to her dating experiences, consciously or unconsciously seeking out every bizarre situation possible with the same kind of optimistic curiosity that Dian Fossey possessed while hanging out with the gorillas. She now realizes that the train-wreck of her 20′s happened for a reason: so she could share all the gory details with strangers on the internet. When she’s not writing her heart out, she loves exploring her city, large cup of coffee in hand, in search of the next great story.
